Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Disparity

Hi. My name is Sheila.

I went to Culinary school.
I spent a lot of time writing menus with fancy descriptions of entrees,
Prepping for huge banquets,
Making ice carvings,
Serving opera stars,
Learning about garnishes and folded napkins,
Designing concept kitchens for fabulous imaginary restaurants,
etc.

Tonight, we are having...

Baked potatoes with canned chili and steamed broccoli--
the kind that comes in a bag from the freezer section.

What is the world coming to?

And yes, I did end that sentence with a preposition.

2 comments:

  1. well, you guys were hungry before you did this, and you were full after.

    you win :)

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  2. That's the ONLY kind of broccoli in this house! I would have no clue how to fix the fresh stuff. Sad I know.

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